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"Matt has trunks though" - the elephant march

Inspection… arms!

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Tsk-tsk-tsk. Dusty muzzle. Soldier, remember in battle that trunk can save your life. Take good care of it, my man.

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Yes, Sir!

(…)

Wipe off that silly grin, soldier. This is the army.

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(…)

Tsk-tsk-tsk. Leutenant, that haircut is not regulation.

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Rather on the gaudy side, don’t you think?

(…)

And as for you—
[looks down at him]

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Oh, there you are. Heh-heh-heh. Let’s keep those heels together, shell we, son?

(…)

Well, new recruit, eh? Ha-ha-ha… I say, what happened to your trunk?

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I’m not normal

Fabs: also, I needed something to cover his trunks xD
Jessie: His trunks?
Jessie: How many of them does he have? xD
Fabs: swimming trunks
Fabs: omg
Fabs: his shorts!
Fabs: HE HAS 78
Jessie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jessie: MATTHEW, STOP HIDING BABY ELEPHANTS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!
Fabs: HAHAHHAHAHAH SHIT!!!
Jessie: I'M CRYING
Jessie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fabs: NOT MY FAULT
Jessie: YES IT IS
Fabs: HOW?
Jessie: I CAN'T BREATHE
Fabs: HAHAHHAHAHA
Jessie: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VjuvzKc2YDo/TETICeLfXnI/AAAAAAAAA-w/kDQllMP9q8o/s1600/JungleBook_3.jpg
Fabs: OMG THIS WAS ON TV JUST NOW
Jessie: HELP
Fabs: I NEED CPR!
Jessie: DON'T DIE
Fabs: I AM DYING
Fabs: LAST WISH: SQUISH ZACK'S MOOBS FOR ME!
Jessie: I'M GONNA KEEP CRYING THEN
Fabs: *DIES*

Wanted to play a little on Morphthing.com and this came out. The first morph I did with a picture of me and Zacky. I got freaked out and now my friend is calling me Zacky’s doppelgänger.

I posted the pic on facebook and my dad asked me why I was smoking in this…..

I just saw M. Shadows saying “yes” and throwing a bouquet to the crowd. My life is complete

Anonymous wondered,
I really liked your one shot! I didn't even notice that English wasn't your first language! I'm goons read your other stories but you should definitely write more :)

Awwwwww, anon! Thank you so much!

But don’t worry about the other stories, I myself don’t think they’re that good…

And well, from the feedback I’m receiving, which I’m totally surprised, btw, maybe I’ll put my mind to work a bit and write more… maybe…. someday haha

Now I am curious about who you are :3

Dirty Little Secret - Mibba

This is something I worked on over the past few days and I’d like to know what you guys think…

It’s very graphic, so you’ve been warned. Don’t pay too much attention to my English because it’s not my first language and it’s been over a year since I published the last OS I wrote, but please, be kind to me :3

zodiacsociety:

Sagittarians are friendly and honest. They prefer to speak first before they think things through, which often makes people laugh; however, this can also mean they can hurt those with a more sensitive soul. Most people will find you disarmingly charming.

"Okay, we are not cheesy, just a bit retarded"

I don’t know who to trust

I don’t know what to believe

I just want to vanish

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#personal