I LAUGHED WITH THE TITLE.
I LAUGHED EVEN MORE WITH THE DESCRIPTION.
THERE ARE MORE THAN 11K PAGES OF BIG DICKS.
I CAN’T BREATHE
Tsk-tsk-tsk. Dusty muzzle. Soldier, remember in battle that trunk can save your life. Take good care of it, my man.
Wipe off that silly grin, soldier. This is the army.
Tsk-tsk-tsk. Leutenant, that haircut is not regulation.
Rather on the gaudy side, don’t you think?
And as for you—
[looks down at him]
Oh, there you are. Heh-heh-heh. Let’s keep those heels together, shell we, son?
Well, new recruit, eh? Ha-ha-ha… I say, what happened to your trunk?
I’m not normal
Wanted to play a little on Morphthing.com and this came out. The first morph I did with a picture of me and Zacky. I got freaked out and now my friend is calling me Zacky’s doppelgänger.
I posted the pic on facebook and my dad asked me why I was smoking in this…..
Awwwwww, anon! Thank you so much!
But don’t worry about the other stories, I myself don’t think they’re that good…
And well, from the feedback I’m receiving, which I’m totally surprised, btw, maybe I’ll put my mind to work a bit and write more… maybe…. someday haha
Now I am curious about who you are :3
A Matt Sanders (M. Shadows) one-shot.
This is something I worked on over the past few days and I’d like to know what you guys think…
It’s very graphic, so you’ve been warned. Don’t pay too much attention to my English because it’s not my first language and it’s been over a year since I published the last OS I wrote, but please, be kind to me :3
Sagittarians are friendly and honest. They prefer to speak first before they think things through, which often makes people laugh; however, this can also mean they can hurt those with a more sensitive soul. Most people will find you disarmingly charming.